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Chapter one...
You've probably wanted to be rich all your life but never really knew how to do it. It's actually quite simple. All you have to do is go down to city hall, ask for a form, and on the line where they ask you what you want your new name to be, write in the word Rich.
See how simple that was. Now you're Rich! Okay, maybe becoming Rich isn't that simple. You are dealing with the government, which means you'll probably spend an hour just looking for a parking space, and then stand in line for another hour or so, only to be handed a form that you could have received on the internet. Maybe becoming Rich isn't such a good idea after all.
Okay, you probably don't want to become a person named Rich, but are you really sure you want to become rich? And this time I don't mean rich as in, rich in good looks, charm, wit, personality, etc. (These are things that once you become rich you pay others to do for you.) No! This time I'm talking rich, as in filthy rich. I'm talking the kind of wealth where you can walk into any store, and buy any item in the entire shop, without even looking at the price tag. Now that's rich!
So now you have an idea of what to expect. Humor, Witt, and a Moral to the story. Worth a .99 download, don't you think!
